Title: What Would Patti LuPone Do?
Fandom: Glee
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Kurt/Puck
Genre: slash
Words: 10,949
Summary: Liz Phair used to be so awesome. Also: Spanish lessons, fantasy sequences, fun with anagrams, stupid boy feelings, glances across a cafeteria, and an "Incubus," whatever the hell that is.